Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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