Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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