im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
FUCK WHALES
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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