I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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