yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I enjoy the company of your penis
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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