you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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