i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I have aggressive nipples.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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