I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
Randomize
