Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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