i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Randomize
