There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I think i got beer on your cat.
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