Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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