you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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