how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
is that a dick in a sweater?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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