I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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