No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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