I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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