good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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