i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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