I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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