Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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