and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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