exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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