I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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