Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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