do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
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