Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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