Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Who died my cat blue again?
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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