Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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