The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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