I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Is it because I queefed?
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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