Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
