Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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