i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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