so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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