Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
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