i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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