Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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