You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Randomize
