If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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