It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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