You're my little dorito
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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