flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
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I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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