DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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