i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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