do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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