Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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