My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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