You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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