I love watching others lives come down to our level.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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