You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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