You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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